Your Birthday Deserves a Smash Hit

Forget dinner and drinks—this year, make your birthday unforgettable with paint, glass, chaos, and laughs. Smash N Dash is turning birthdays into something worth bragging about.

Tired of the Same Old Birthday?

Last year, it was just cake and small talk. This year? You’re launching neon paint at a canvas and watching glass explode around you while your name is written on a windshield in your honor.

At Smash N Dash Rage Room, you don’t just party—you unleash. We even give you paint-soaked Splatter Balls to throw, shout you out during Saturday Shenanigans, and drop a birthday discount.

Here’s What You Get

• 🎉 2 Paint-Soaked Splatter Balls to unleash
• 🎯 10% OFF your birthday experience
• 🖌️ Your name written on a windshield before smashing
• 📣 Birthday Callout if you come on a Saturday Chaos Day
• 📸 Rage photo ops, paint throwing, and unforgettable chaos

See the Chaos for Yourself

Ready to Rage for Your Birthday?

This isn’t just a party—it’s therapy, comedy, art, and stress relief all in one. Secure your spot, grab the bonus, and let us help you break into a new year the right way.

Fill Out Your Birthday Request Below

One of our chaos crew will reach out to lock in your custom birthday deal.